owie…i think i cause more damage to myself when i eat than most people. while some people suffer from eating too much, or not eating enough, or even eating and then throwing up what they eat….me? i suffer from just eating and hurting myself. check it…
i was just munching on some doritos…sweet hot chili…i got 2 big bags (buy one get one free), and i like eating some kind of chip thingy when i’m having dinner (regardless of what it is). so…there i go…munch munch munch…and then…..
i think i cut the upper part of my mouth because i totally forgot to chew on a chip. has that happened to anybody else? it seems to that i do this REGULARLY! gah…now the top of my mouth feels funny..
oh that’s not all…
biting your tongue ain’t new for most people..but does anybody else BITE THEIR LIP when they eat?? cause i do…all the time! and not just baby OWIE bites…like….gigantic, blood inducing CHOMPS into my lip! i think its because i have big lips and they get in the way of my food sometimes. but its freaking annoying and sometimes i wish that i can eat like a normal person.
ok ok ok..i know…my “eating disorder” is tame compared to REAL disorders..but still…its quite annoying. stupid sharp doritos and stupid big lips.
Short People – Randy Newman, 1978